Booze: Tesco Value Gun
I hate Mark Landells with a passion. He's one of my favourite tweeters because, well, he's a funny guy mostly because you can never tell whether or not he's being serious. Tonight I am taking him seriously. He suggested mixing Innis & Gunn Lager with Tesco Value Lager so I'm doing it and I'm going to hate myself and him for it. Mainly him though.
So, I've got a lined pint glass and filled it exactly 50/50.
How bad is it?
Look:
BRIGHT YELLOW WITH BUBBLES.
Aroma:
Canned sweetcorn, fizzy water and cardboard.
Taste:
Fizzy water, sweetcorn and pennies (Pennies, not penis you fucking perverts)
Mouthfeel:
Fizzy but flat at the same time.
Verdict:
There is no god.
So, I've got a lined pint glass and filled it exactly 50/50.
How bad is it?
Look:
BRIGHT YELLOW WITH BUBBLES.
Aroma:
Canned sweetcorn, fizzy water and cardboard.
Taste:
Fizzy water, sweetcorn and pennies (Pennies, not penis you fucking perverts)
Mouthfeel:
Fizzy but flat at the same time.
Verdict:
There is no god.
MAKING THE BEST OUT OF A BAD SITUATION
MANGO JUICE AND ORANGE JUICE!
Taste:
LIKE FANTA WITH MANGOES!
Verdict:
FUCK YES!
Nate
WRONG!!! ;)
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