Booze: Tesco Value Gun
I hate Mark Landells with a passion. He's one of my favourite tweeters because, well, he's a funny guy mostly because you can never tell whether or not he's being serious. Tonight I am taking him seriously. He suggested mixing Innis & Gunn Lager with Tesco Value Lager so I'm doing it and I'm going to hate myself and him for it. Mainly him though. So, I've got a lined pint glass and filled it exactly 50/50. How bad is it? Look: BRIGHT YELLOW WITH BUBBLES. Aroma: Canned sweetcorn, fizzy water and cardboard. Taste: Fizzy water, sweetcorn and pennies (Pennies, not penis you fucking perverts) Mouthfeel: Fizzy but flat at the same time. Verdict: There is no god. MAKING THE BEST OUT OF A BAD SITUATION ADDITION: MANGO JUICE AND ORANGE JUICE! Taste: LIKE FANTA WITH MANGOES! Verdict: FUCK YES! Nate