Booze: Tesco Value Gun

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I hate Mark Landells with a passion. He's one of my favourite tweeters because, well, he's a funny guy mostly because you can never tell whether or not he's being serious. Tonight I am taking him seriously. He suggested mixing Innis & Gunn Lager with Tesco Value Lager so I'm doing it and I'm going to hate myself and him for it. Mainly him though.

So, I've got a lined pint glass and filled it exactly 50/50.

How bad is it?

Look:

 BRIGHT YELLOW WITH BUBBLES.

Aroma:

 Canned sweetcorn, fizzy water and cardboard.

Taste:

 Fizzy water, sweetcorn and pennies (Pennies, not penis you fucking perverts)

Mouthfeel:

 Fizzy but flat at the same time.

Verdict:

 There is no god.

MAKING THE BEST OUT OF A BAD SITUATION

ADDITION:

MANGO JUICE AND ORANGE JUICE!

Taste:

LIKE FANTA WITH MANGOES!

Verdict:

FUCK YES!

Nate

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